The legend of chibil

3,00,000 B.C
The heavens were being poked, the thunders liked their status and the gnawing  clouds were chatting amongst themselves when one of the most blissful events of mankind engulfed the earthly panorama, the Everest bowed down, the arctic melted, continents swum across pacific and dinosaurs paid homage as a creature with supernatural powers and great abilities took birth on this petty planet earth. ‘CHIBIL’ he was born with such credentials that would soon prove to be as strong so as to dismantle all the laws of space-time, universe, you name it.
Had that been any other ordinary child sonu or monu it would have cried but the baby Chibil had other plans. The poor doctor who witnessed the inception of the baby had nightmares for months. ‘HAU’ were the first magical words that the baby had to offer for the ears of the doctor. The doctor was affirmative of the sublime soccer skills of the child as the first kick of Chibil was straight onto the groin of the goffey doctor.
2011 A.D
Its Roshali in place called Bbuneswari blessed with the arrival of Chibil on her land. No one in the universe was aware of the legacy of the guy who had just entered the college. It was our hero’s first class in college when a professor named Bobo who first saw ummm……. let’s just say sleeping because our hero is not beautiful atleast not until we consider humanly parameters of beauty. All these centuries our hero had all his psychic powers still within his petty human body. Thanks to the same Chibil suddenly realized a substance made up of varying composition of a compound which had calcium, carbon and oxygen in it. Though still asleep it took only few nano seconds for Chibil subconscious mind to calculate the empirical formula for the compound. To his surprise he learnt that he had been hit by a chalk on his fore head on the first day of college by his professor. Sleeping for our hero was a curse given to him by a mermaid sometime in 200 B.C. All these years when our Chibil was exploring science and doing weird experiments he would fell asleep as his neurons would get jammed and would simultaneously forget his recent memory and this would happen each time when he discovered or invented something, like it happened when he discovered the laws of Gravitation. Wait……….……what! You think it was Newton who did it!! Obviously not, Newton was just a fraud who copied research papers which our great hero and protagonist wrote. Only effort what Newton had to do was to translate that ancient Zulu script by Chibil into contemporary language. Same was the case with Faraday, Archimedes and many more.  The only difference was the way in which they stole or copied the theories. Einstein had the most adventurous expedition for the same.
Only first day into college and Chibil had his aura felt by almost all. His sleeping skills fascinated everyone. He had the ability of sleeping in 786 poses with his eyes opened and closed as well, or even with his swirly over head accessories pointing in any direction of choice. But sleeping was the least he had to offer for his spectators. His brilliant skills with football, dancing that would embarrasse rookies like MJ and music that could make Mozart to be proved as a novice.
His first day at college was now at dusk and Chibil was performing an extremely skillful task. He was receiving audio signals of frequency 100Hz, computing the co-ordinates of the source considering the Chibil effect (commonly known as Doppler effect) and simultaneously using them to send signals to his locomotionary organ (legs obviously). Suddenly his eyes opened when he sensed some source threateningly very close to him, his eyes opened in no time, it was a lorry truck some 5 meters from him at his back. A simple human then would have fainted but Chibil had nerves of Titanium. He flipped back in micro seconds and straight away ran into the vehicle.
What happened next? Would the truck have survived? Would something unprecedented happen?.............